the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 and 7-figure businesses than anyone else
(*all because he gets bored)
Marketing like an Olympic newscaster on steroids
— “Walking On The Beach And Coming Up With One Good Idea (If You Implement It) Is Worth More Than A Lifetime Of Hard Work!” ~ Gary Halbert, Copywriting Legend — Everyone’s waitin’ to watch their favorite Olympic athletes compete…
Back from my profit pilgrimage, bringing you gold, frankincense and myrrh
Shortly after hitting the “Send” button on my last email several months back, I got hit with a bug again. A ‘travel’ bug. So I dropped everything I was doing. And went on my merry little way. Traveling to different…
How to poop without taking off your underpants
The wifey was doing some re-search last night. On how people lived during the Victorian era. (For a new art project I guess?) But after she was done, she came up to me and asked: “Did you know that… people…
How to create infinite traffic loops that outlive you
Just last week, I was listening to this private interview with the Father of Google Advertising, Perry Marshall. And… The interview was about how mere mortals (vampires need not apply) can create an ‘infinite traffic loop’ for their business. The…
Viral lead magnets that crawl into their psyche like a black furry spider
I was in the kitchen this morning… Prepping my daily 2 liter bottle of sea salt water. Which I’ve been consuming as part of a new reverse-aging research experiment one of my health mentors recommended me. He’s 65. And following…
How to write sales copy so good, men send you fan mail and women try to seduce you
A couple of days ago, the fan mail flood gates broke wide open with the launch of my new 5 Minute PLR Profit Predictions system… Here’s one from Jerry A. Who writes: === Hey Allen, I have to say you…
The 8 stages of PLR ‘No-Sell’ Hell
This might be a little painful to read, but: === Stage #1 – You sit down in front of your computer. Open your inbox. And see an email about some PLR. That’s 50% off. Until midnight. No one’s gonna pay…
When I was a young marketing warthog
Several years back… When I was a young marketing warthog… Crying ‘Hakuna Matata’ at the wonders of the internet everyday. And how it meant a ‘problem-free’ philosophy to making bank online. Meaning… no more working a job… for the rest…
Labor of love vs. Labor of salary slaves
I went out with the wifey to celebrate Labor Day over the last few days. Though we actually call it “Labor of Love Day”. How come? Because we got married on that day. Ha ha. It’s a lot easier to…
You’ll make loads more by selling fake news
Last night: Me and the wifey were chowing down on some dinner. While catching up on some of the latest ‘Great Big Story’ vids on YouTube. We feasted our eyes on lots of exciting stuff. Like the story about the…