Finally, I Don’t Have To Be Chained To My Desk Anymore…
“GENIUS COPYWRITER Who Absolutely Hates Writing Creates Innovative New Non-AI Tool That Makes Almost Any Type Of Writing Quicker, Easier, More Effortless… And… A Whole Lot More FUN!
(And Yes, You Can Use It Without A Drop Of AI Slop, And Even If You Hate Writing Too…)
“Writing sucks. I hate to write. Anybody who says they like to write is either a degenerate liar or a social leper. Let’s face it: What kind of nerd wants to sit and struggle with a blank piece of paper when he could be 60 feet underwater slaughtering innocent fish… or… romancing his honey… or… going to a movie… or… playing golf… or… reading what somebody else has struggled to write…
Or anything!
Anything but writing.”
~ Gary Halbert, history’s most legendary copywriter
From:
Allen Walker
Genius Copywriter, Marketer & Polymath
Backpacking across Asia
Monday, 11:38 am ET
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Dear Friend,
If you, like me (and like Gary Halbert), hate writing… but… you hate AI slop even more… and you’d like to discover an interesting and unique new way to… make writing a whole lot faster, easier, better, and…. possibly even more fun…
… then I’ve developed a simple little tool that…
… does it for you almost every time…
… for almost any type of content…
… and this tool will very likely be…
The Single Most Powerful Writing App You Ever Have In Your Arsenal!
Here’s why:
Several years back, I was taking this course by the Guinness World Record’s fastest reader, Howard Berg. And no, this course was not about reading.
On the contrary…
… this course was about…
… writing!
Because other than being a man who’s read every single book there is on business and marketing that you could possibly find in the library, in as little as 4 to 5 minutes each… Howard Berg is also a prolific writer, creator, and info marketing genius.
To the point that…
He’s Sold Over $100 Million Worth Of Books And Courses!
Now:
In this little writing course that he taught, there were several things that got me writing a lot better. And faster. And easier.
The most important of them being…
… probably how the brain worked when writing.
And why…
… most people simply struggle to write.
And struggle to write effectively.
And productively.
See:
Your brain can be divided into two parts. The part of your brain that creates stuff, including writing… in other words, the creative side of the brain. And the part of your brain that edits stuff… also known as… the logical, more analytical side of the brain.
The problem with these two parts of the brain is that…
… most people try to use both at once, and…
It Makes Their Brains Short-Circuit And Burst Into Flames!
They try to write.
And edit.
And write. And edit. All at the same time.
And when you’re constantly switching back and forth between creating and editing this way, it throws you into a hell-hole of a spiral. That just ties you up and gets you trapped. Limiting how much you can write. And guaranteeing that you never get anything actually written or done.
Because you’re constantly writing a few sentences…
Then stopping.
And editing.
And writing a few more.
Then all of a sudden, you decided to go back and rewrite the whole thing.
And the brain keeps reliving your writing over and over again, like it’s Groundhog’s Day. And it feels like you’re tapping out lots of words. And getting lots of working done. Everyday.
But yer just getting nowhere… fast!
But:
The solution to this?
It’s simple, my furry friend…
Just write. And keep writing. And never, ever stop to edit.
Write As If Your Life Depended On It…
… like a masked gunman was holding a cold, steely revolver to your sweaty temple, threatening to pull the trigger and blow your brains out if you ever stopped tapping your fingers on that keyboard. Write as if the angels in heaven were watching you, sighing breathlessly at how quickly your digits fly up and down those keys. Write as if you were Leonardo Da Vinci painting each stroke of the Mona Lisa.
Write until you’ve got all your ideas, all your thoughts, everything you want to say, preach, or expound onto paper… or that white blank canvas sitting across the screen…
And…
… write everything you want to and have to write…
… before…
… you do a single lick of editing!
Now, to be fair, I’ve tried this.
And to be honest…
There’s actually a huge problem with doing this!
Which I’ll get to later.
But once you’ve overcome this problem? And can write straight on, driving your fingers straight ahead without looking in the rear view mirror for even a moment?
Then…
You’ll Be Shocked At The Masses Of Work You Start Magically Pumping Out!
For example:
A couple months back, I read this book.
By bestselling author Jessica Brody, on how to go from page one to done, writing brand new fiction and novels from scratch in just 30 days. And she teaches a very special technique to all her students. And which she also personally uses. That gets you wringing books outta your brain like there ain’t no tomorrow.
Not just any books though.
But bestselling books.
To the point that she has over 20 of them in her portfolio.
20 bestsellers.
That she wrote in record time.
With each book taking as little as a month to do. Which is even more surprising for fiction books, because you gotta do a whole lot of world-building, character development, inventory planning, and stuff like that.
Anyways:
What is this technique that lets you…
Write Books, Articles, Emails, Sales Letters, Blog Posts, And More… In Record Time?
Why it’s the same technique that the world’s fastest reader, Howard Berg, taught in his writing courses.
Write.
And keep writing.
But never, ever, look back. Until you’re done.
And the way Jessica Brody did it, and teaches her students to do it, is by setting a timer for a couple of minutes, and forcing themselves to just keep writing, non-stop, until the timer says it’s over.
Then taking a break.
Then setting the timer again for another couple of minutes.
Then writing as fast as you can once more. Non-stop. For several more minutes. And doing this over, and over, and over again, throughout the day, until the book is finally done. Which happens much faster than you could ever imagine when you do this.
So You Can Finally Stop Doing That Cursed Writing Stuff… Super Fast!
Faster than you’d ever get to stop doing it otherwise.
And…
Finally start getting to that easy, peasy, pleasurably breezy part… which… a lot of people love doing a lot more. Namely, the editing. Which is as simple as watching Netflix, compared to the writing.
But:
Let’s get back to the problem that stops this fast and furious writing technique from ever working…
Which… it does for me at least.
I can sometimes get this technique to work.
I can sometimes write without looking backwards, in the rearview mirror. But not often. And not consistently. No matter how it goes, it’s really hard to force myself not to stop and edit when I’m looking at what I’m writing.
Why?
Perfectionism, of course!
Which a lot of writer, marketers, and copywriters simply struggle with. And which…
Knocks Your Writing Productivity Right Out Of The Air Before It Ever Achieves Lift-Off!
But…
… this is also the exact reason why…
… I’ve spent the last few days designing a tool that absolutely decimates this issue.
Into smoke and ashes.
So you never, ever have to see or worry about it again.
And you can focus on going from none to done in record time. Writing as quickly and productively as possible without ever looking back. Or editing. Every single time. Guaranteed.
And:
Doing It Much More Effortlessly Than You Probably Ever Thought Possible!
Plus, it makes it so much faster too.
But now, before I get into how my simple little tool works…
… I’m sure you must be wondering:
“Allen, if writing’s such a bore, and such a struggle, why do I have to write? Why can’t I just shoot a video? Or record a podcast? Why go to all this work just to make writing as quick and easy as eating a Michelin-pressed panini?”
Sure you can do that.
And totally ignore the writing.
But, which if you do, you’ll be ignoring…
The Absolute Most Valuable Marketing Platform Of The Last 50 Years
Which no audio, video, or image platform has been able to knock off its throne for the last several decades. And it’s so effective that, anyone not using it in their business is leaving, not just dimes and dollars on the table, but… million pound notes as well.
And that platform is?
Email.
Which, recent studies show, still gets business owners an average return of 43X on every dollar they spend on it… when they do the email marketing and copywriting right. And probably even more, if they (and you) do it the way I’ve been teaching.
Which you can’t really do with audio.
Or video.
Because email is all writing. And text.
And that’s why it works…
Because it’s personal, casual, and conversational. As if you were getting a pen and paper letter in your rusty old mailbox, from a close friend in a foreign land you’ve never gone and explored before. Someone you might have lost contact with long ago.
At any rate…
… even if you’re a video fan boy?
And think that platforms like YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok are all the rage?
And you think you don’t need no stinkin’ email list, and you can just get millions of subscribers and monetize them as fast as you can before the next algorithm change shuts your channel down?
Well, as one of my millionaire YouTube kid mentors once said:
80% Of The Success Of Every Video Comes Down To Your Script!
Yes, that video script you write out or type out… about what you’re going to say or do in the video… before you ever start producing it. Which all top YouTubers spend inordinate amounts of time writing and tweaking.
And which, in the end, still comes down to writing…
But:
What if you’re thinking about using AI slop to write your video scripts for you?
Or articles? Or sales letters?
Or even… emails?
Well, the answer is simple.
I want you to go on Google right now. And search for 8 or 9-figure companies that fired all their copywriters and replaced them with AI. Get their contact info, pull your phone outta your pocket, and phone them right up. Ask to speak to whoever’s in charge of the financials, and tell them you’re doing research for a new project.
And once you’ve gotten them on the line, ask them how sales have been doing ever since they fired one of the most valuable assets their business will ever have.
What’ll they tell you?
Well, if they just fired them recently…
… chances are the guy on the phone will tell you about how much money they’re saving, and…
… how optimistic they are about the whole thing.
But:
If they’ve fired them for a couple of months now?
You will very likely hear that…
… they’ve hired them all back again, because…
They Started Bleeding Money Out Of Every Orifice After Using AI To Write Their Copy!
Which is what’s happened to the silly companies I’ve been reading about that did just that.
And which (probably) is also why…
… AI companies like OpenAI (who made ChatGPT) and Anthropic (who made Claude)…
… are currently spending millions of dollars in cash and equity just to…
… hire copywriters and content editors!
Why?
Because contrary to all the baloney they’ve been promising marketers and business owners for the last few years about how great AI content and copy is… to get them shoveling more money outta their coffers and into AI slop…
… the content that AI generates are mostly all just slimy, shiny, pieces of turd!
Long story short:
Don’t even bother…
Because if you do, chances are high that…
People Will Stop Reading Your Emails, Stop Buying From Your Emails, And Start Unsubscribing From Your Emails…
… all because the human brain just subconsciously zones out the moment it detects that you’re trying to sloppify your content with AI, which… based on the latest studies I’ve read… AI platforms train most of their slop content from social media platforms… like Reddit!
Which is probably the last place on earth you’d want to be getting your information from.
A platform built for whiny little kids who have nothing better to do than tapping away at their keyboard while watching cat videos and memes in their mom’s basements.
At any rate, that’s that:
Now Let’s Get Into How This New “No AI” Tool I Built Works!
It’s really simple.
The moment you launch my ‘None To Done‘ app, you’ll see a blank screen that you can type on.
And the moment you start typing?
You’ll see a visual timer bar, slowly moving left-to-right across the top of the screen.
This timer lasts for 3 minutes.
But once you’ve started writing, you have to keep writing. Non-stop. For the whole 3 minutes. Until the timer’s done. Because if you don’t… this app will… delete every single word you’ve written!
Which literally forces you to keep writing.
As if someone was holding a gun to your head.
Threatening to pull the trigger if you ever stopped and, perish the thought, edited anything.
So there’s no room for perfectionism here…
Either You Keep Writing Until The End Or Your Words Die!
Pick your poison.
Simple, right?
And once those 3 minutes are over? Well, the timer stops, and you can take a little break. Save your work. Download it. Or, hit the ‘Continue Playing’ button to keep writing non-stop for another 3 minutes. This time with even more stakes. Because there are more words on the screen that could be deleted. If you ever stop typing for too long…
Plus, it’s a lot more convenient than using a word processor while setting up a timer on your phone too.
Because with this tool…
… the timer starts automatically once you start typing…
… and it stops automatically too once the 3 minutes are up.
Massive time saver.
And it’ll amaze you, and all the people around you, once you see…
The Massive Mountains Of Words Your Fingers Are Tapping Out Once You Start Using It Every Day!
But for now:
As for how to access this new tool I put together…
It’s simple.
Just click on the link below.
And the moment you do that, you’ll notice that I’ve added a $97 off discount to the cart already. Which essentially means that…
… it’s currently FREE!
For a limited-time anyway.
I’m not sure how long it’ll be up.
But why am I giving it away for free? And not charging $97 for this dandy little productivity booster?
Well, other than for the obvious reason of me wanting to build my email list with more high-quality subscribers, who… like me… recognize the profit-pulling power of personally handcrafted and handwritten work… and… besides doing this to help my current subscribers and customers level up their own writing chops… so they can much more effectively (and effortlessly) use everything I share and teach about copywriting, and marketing…
But:
I’m also doing this because…
… selling software is a pain in the butt!
Seriously.
It’s much easier (and feels much more fulfilling) to sell… knowledge.
High-quality, life changing, profit-pulling knowledge, of course. That teaches you to think in a way you’ve never thought before. And teaches you make money in a way you’ve never made before. Plus… it’s a lot more impactful too. On your entire business bottom line.
So for these reason above, it’s currently free.
For (probably) a limited time.
But if you want to add this little tool to your marketing and copywriting arsenal, right now while you still can, it’s simple.
Just click here:
Click Here To Sign Up Now
Sincerely,
Allen Walker
The Mysterious Marketer
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P.S. Oh, I almost forgot to mention that… there’s this cool little feature I added to this tool. To make it more fun to use.
What is it?
Why… it’s the word-counting feature.
That counts how many words you write… with each 3 minute session. And tracks your high score. So if you wanna beat that high score? Just… type… faster!
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P.P.S. One more secret feature that you might be interested in:
It’s a little something that’ll help you… unlock your inner marketing genius!
The genius that’s hidden somewhere deep inside you.
And that you can use to fix almost any problem you have with… your sales, marketing, business, life, and more. Interesting, ain’t it?
I don’t want to give away too many details here on the sales page… but…
… I do dive deeper into how you can use this powerful tactic…
… right after you sign up.
Until then?
Just click the button below and get your free instant access today, before I take it down… who knows when…
Click Here To Sign Up Now
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P.P.P.S. In case you were wondering:
Yes, I wrote this entire sales letter using this same tool. Quickly, easily, and… effortlessly spontaneously!
Since I didn’t have to think about anything. At all.
And was just typing the whole time.
While slowly editing it shortly afterwards at my leisure… which is much more relaxing than that hated writing part.
But:
This is what the legendary copywriter Gary Halbert once said, is… the best type of writing.
Because when you start writing as quickly as you can with your infinitely powerful subconscious mind, and just letting go… and going with the flow… instead of consciously trying to brute force it all out of your logical, conscious mind…
… it makes for a heckuva lot better (and higher-converting) copy.
And what’s more, it’s fast too.
Took me about 12 to 15 sessions, spread throughout the day whenever I had 3 minutes to spare, to write these 3,000 words.
Nifty, ain’t it?
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