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  • Why I don’t give away free stuff to build my email list

    Maybe I should. I don’t know. But I don’t like doing it. Not saying you shouldn’t… because it’s probably not the right strategy for everyone… and because I’m not your mom, lol… but here’s why I don’t: 1: I hate wasting time setting up squeeze pages. 2: And lead magnets. 3: And autoresponder sequences. 4:…

  • Caught me red-handed being a garbage marketer

    This guy caught me red-handed: === Hello Allen, This is Jerry we last emailed back in 2023. I was so impressed with your knowledge, skills, and copywriting. Soon as I saw your email about Bonuses, I was like hold on, I think 🤔 I know this person. So, I did a little purchase history research,…

  • Rolls Royce’s sneaky secret to selling $350k cars to cheapskates

    “The trouble with market research is that people don’t think what they feel, they don’t say what they think, and they don’t do what they say.” ~ David Ogilvy (Founder of Ogilvy & Mather, and one of the Fathers of Modern Advertising) If you wanna sell more ‘expensive’ stuff… … and make it feel like…

  • How showing up in AI Search can murder your sales and spike refunds

    This is the (surprisingly) dark side of AI search not many people seem to talk about: (with the exception of those fed up business owners, quietly sobbing and complaining in a lonely corner of the comments section somewhere on the web) But: I was reading a comment on YouTube by this gentleman who owns a…

  • Why people are ignoring you after last year’s attention-halving

    Over the last 12 months… … other than secluding myself at home to do historical research on how to make maximum money with minimum effort in times of turbulent (and constant) tech innovation… … I’ve also been studying the art of creating viral YouTube and Instagram videos. Specifically: I’ve been studying under some of the…

  • Sealing away the sales snakes in your customers’ psyches

    Please don’t try this at home: When me and the wifey were out for a stroll in the garden just now, we suddenly heard something move. But when we turned around, we finally saw what it was. It was a huge, green, slimy snake! And it quickly slithered into one of the pipes that made…

  • A tale of two AI business models

    Let me tell you a story about this guy I know… He owns an online business that sells zero of his own products. But he makes around US$500 million a year in net profit doing it. And in standard business valuation terms, that would probably be a billion to two billion dollar business, depending on…

  • How to make people mutilate themselves to get your products

    This is why I think scientists are freaking insane, but… Sometime in 2013, at the University of Virginia, they conducted a study by electrically SHOCKING participants until it was SO painful, they would pay money never to be shocked again. But then: They took those same participants… … put them in a room… … a…

  • Why using AI to write your sales copy is like getting a pig to paint your portrait

    I was on YouTube a couple months ago… Watching a top copywriter I have a lot of respect for, showing how he uses AI to write his emails. Because, even if I might seem like I’m anti-AI, I’m not. I’m just a realist… … about what works. And what doesn’t. And I watch more AI…

  • The Chinese phone scandal murdering your sales right now

    I was watching this Chinese ‘phone scandal’ video on YouTube yesterday… … where… … this lady was live-streaming on the Business Class section of a plane. But, lo and behold, she happened to spot the CEO of Xiaomi, one of the 3 biggest smartphone manufacturers in the world, riding along with her. But he was…