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Why generating the nastiest AI-slop gives you the sweetest dreams
Just a week ago: On the night I dropped my new One-Minute Word Hacks out in the open… … I was lying awake in the bedroom… … staring sleeplessly at the ceiling. Wondering about things I probably shouldn’t be, like: Did I do it good enough? This is changing the game for me, but will…
Learn this or die
This little-known piece of psychology could one day save your life: I was just reading this shocking news article. And it was about this 17-year-old kid in Indonesia who went to a popular tourist attraction. To take some selfies. Near a cliff. But as always happens… … especially with these types of selfies… … it…
Magic words that turn trash into 104x ROI cash
“A pot of berry jam. That’s all I know…” Was listening to the wifey recount how she came up with the idea for her latest artwork. Which is simply… smashing! But: It reminded me of all the pots of berry jam we had in the cupboard. That my mom gave us. But we could never…
Cranking out copy that leaves people high as a kite
Since we’re on the topic of creating content and copy so ‘addictive’ they can’t ignore it or stop reading: A few days ago, I got a message… … from one of the godfathers of internet marketing (who I’m not sure wants me naming him)… … who crash landed on the sales page I wrote for…
How to build million-dollar businesses without marketing
“I really want to get more followers on my new Instagram account. I was thinking of maybe following lots of people. And maybe they’ll follow me back! But then… I could unfollow people who don’t follow me… What do you think?” It was time for another Home Office session of… … Coaching with The Wifey!…
When live YouTubers are about to die
Behold, history’s most brutal form of content creation from 80 AD to 404 AD: Throwing people into a stone-walled Roman colosseum. Filled with lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, elephants, rhinoceroses, bears, crocodiles, and… worst of all… … other people you were… … just sharing a meal with last night… … but are now forced to kill…
The gentle art of smashing faces with pie for profit
I just read a ‘pain-full’ (but delicious) interview… … with best-selling author Chris Grabbenstein… … and it was about all the secrets he learned for creating sales copy and content that sells in the millions… … from almost-billionaire book author, James Patterson… who, if you don’t know… makes almost $100 million a year from selling…
AI marketing is dead?
“WHAT? IT’S DEAD? AND NOW I HAVE TO LEARN FACEBOOK MARKETING?” I’d just burnt over a year learning SEO. And now, every email in my inbox was telling me… it was dead! And apparently, everyone was mass evacuating from Google to Facebook, and I had to ‘update’ my knowledge too or I’d get ‘left in…
20 years marketing online but he hasn’t made a cent
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” ~ Bruce Lee, the most influential martial artist of all time === When I first got started working in the bakery, many moons ago… … I was blessed to have a French…
French pastry chef’s most mouth-watering marketing cookie
Since my last email wasn’t very appetizing… … I thought I’d regale you a bit with the most delicious, mouth-watering, finger-licking good content marketing lesson on the planet! Straight from my days working as a baker and pastry chef… … while mentoring under two of the world’s best Certified Master Chefs. And no: Not the…