I was watching this Chinese ‘phone scandal’ video on YouTube yesterday…
… where…
… this lady was live-streaming on the Business Class section of a plane. But, lo and behold, she happened to spot the CEO of Xiaomi, one of the 3 biggest smartphone manufacturers in the world, riding along with her.
But he was doing something ‘blasphemous’….
Namely:
Using his Apple iPhone.
So, then…
She walks up to him…
And asks, “Is that an iPhone you’re using?”
And the CEO looks like he’s stunned for a moment. But once he recovers a bit, he quickly does a ‘magic trick’ and brings down his hand that’s holding the iPhone, while lifting up his other hand that’s holding a totally different phone right out of his coat pocket, and says:
“No, no, no. I’m using the Xiaomi XXX. This is the Xiaomi XXX.”
(I don’t remember the model number.)
But:
It’s insane how many top Chinese phone executives have gone viral because they were caught using Apple iPhones, iPads, and Macbook Pros instead of their company’s own devices.
I mean, it sounds like a surefire way to totally lose touch with your market to me.
Selling stuff you don’t personally use…
Having zero clue why people aren’t buying your stuff….
And why they’re supporting your competitor’s biz instead!
No surprise their stock prices are free-falling by 50%.
But at any rate:
This is how most people are.
They slap up an offer (or pick one from Clickbank). Hoping to get some sales (or a lot of sales) if they’re lucky. Send a lot of traffic. Get people to promote. But whether they hit the jackpot or the blackpot, they have zero clue why people are buying or not buying their stuff.
It’s all just guesswork.
So…
This is one of the reasons I created the Instant Offer Optimizer app for myself.
Just so I could quickly see (and know) how likely people are gonna buy, or not buy, an offer (and why)…
… BEFORE I wasted weeks and months time creating it.
It’s got a special ‘interview mode’ that I use for this.
All you have to do is type ‘interview me’, tell it what your offer looks like, or is gonna look like if you haven’t created it, and…
… it lets you do an ‘MRI brain scan’, where you can peek inside your customers’ heads and see the biggest ‘psychological’ reasons their brain won’t let them buy your stuff. And what you need to ‘fix’ so their brain finally gives them permission to buy. So you can scrap ‘time-wasting’ offers that are broken beyond repair before you create them. Or you can fix them up with ‘no to yes’ bonuses… instead of wasting weeks and months making something no one wants… like a scandalous Chinese phone executive who hasn’t a clue why people aren’t buying…
Anyways:
This is just one of the things I’m including as a bonus with my new Billion Dollar Bonus Formula.
And you can get it for the lowest price right now. Because I want to get as many testimonials as possible, before I relaunch at the higher price point later.
You can get a looksie, scandal-free, right here before it closes:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/billion-dollar-bonus-formula/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Scandal-Watching” Marketer
P.S. Some of the features inside the bonus beta app in case you’re curious:
- Automatically calculates the ‘almost exact’ mathematical-likelihood of whether your offer will sell out like tickets to the movie ‘Titanic’ OR sink like the actual Titanic! (Just paste in your sales copy and/or VSL transcript and you’ll know in 2 minutes whether it’s a broken offer you might wanna dump, or a weak offer you should just ‘patch up’ with bonuses… before you mail it out:
- Interviews you if you don’t have any sales copy ready, so you know precisely how well your offer is going to do BEFORE you’ve written a single word of copy, or even… if you haven’t created the offer yet! (Just type “interview me” and it’ll guide you through 20+ questions about your offer, saving you weeks of time and trouble building and marketing an offer no one wants:
- Spits out the 5 weakest psychological sub-factors that are making your offer ‘leak’ sales like crazy, and tells you… everything you need to fix them in 2 minutes! (This is basically the 20% of problems that are ‘stealing’ 80% of your conversions away, based on the formula, so you can quickly fix them and get maximum sales with minimum traffic:
- Gives you prescription ‘No to Yes’ bonuses that plug those ‘profit leaks’ fast, and bump your conversions, so you can use them regardless of whether you’re the vendor, or… just an affiliate who can’t even touch the sales page! (Just get a good offer to promote, and the bonuses it recommends will do almost the same psychological ‘sales-boosting’ job as a sales page fix:
- Saves or prints (on desktop) your ‘offer analysis’ so you can effortlessly compare how ‘mighty’ your offer has gotten after you make all the changes it tells you to. (And if you wanna use this to impress ‘hot clients’ so you can get paid to fix their offers? By all means go ahead:
- Ruthlessly checks (and double-checks) every suggested bonus before it outputs it against each of the ‘3 Most Important Things Every Conversion-Boosting Bonus Must Have’ that I reveal in my Billion Dollar Bonus Formula… so you don’t have waste a second making bonuses that do absolutely nothing… (or even worse, adding bonuses that silently ‘assassinate’ your sales to death without you even knowing:
- Breaks down every strength and weakness of your offer, so you can see at a glance why people buy or don’t buy (with interactive sliders you can play with, to decide which sub-factor to improve next, to move your offer’s score… if you wanna make them buy more:
- Includes the source-code (for personal use only, no sharing or selling) so you can quickly and easily remix and customize the app in Claude if there’s anything you don’t like about the interface (or if you wanna make it easier to use for your own personal niche or business, or… just leave it there and never touch it at all if you’re happy with how well it’s working to boost your conversions and sales!)
Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. He specializes in helping people get maximum money with minimum AI. How? By getting paid to double (and re-double) your email list… over and over again… ad infinitum! He also shares thousands of his ‘secret’ tips for free on his blog.
This post (https://themysteriousmarketer.com/the-chinese-phone-scandal-murdering-your-sales-right-now) was originally published by Allen Walker, The Mysterious Marketer. And yes, you can click that link to read his newest secrets for free…