Funny (and scary) but true:
A couple months back…
While doing research for my 15X Conversion Multiplier Case Files (which you get for free with the Billion Dollar Bonus Formula), I thought of something… really clever!
Or so I thought.
I says to myself:
“Wouldn’t it be smart to use AI to do all the research for me? I mean, this is just a swipe file of case studies of crazy creative ways people are using ‘No to Yes’ bonuses to multiply their sales and conversions. And if I could get AI to find them all for me, I wouldn’t have to do a thang! Other than putting it all together, that is…”
So I opened up close to a dozen different AI models…
… everything from CrapGPT to Manus to Perplexity to Deepseek, and basically…
… everything in-between too…
And:
I got them all to search for very specific case studies for me.
Stuff based on the Billion Dollar Bonus Formula.
And…
… I wanted them to give me a summary, details, and the URL reference of where they found each of those case studies on the web.
“Wow! This is looking incredible!” I thought to myself, as I looked at the hundreds and hundreds of case studies pouring out through the chat windows.
Now, what your average AI guroo would do is…
… they’d copy everything to a single folder…
… then ask their favorite AI to compile it all into a report!
But:
Not so for el Mysteriouso.
Because being the perfectionist that I am, I started going through each and every one of them hundreds and hundreds of links and comparing each and every one of them to all the details and summaries that the AI goons were giving me.
Short story long…
I had the shock of my life when I found that 70 to 80% of all the research data was ‘hallucinated’ out of thin air.
Most of the stuff they told me…
… wasn’t even in the URL references they used!
It was a complete crap show!
The crappiest one being… CrapGPT.
And I was sitting there, and I’m like:
“Darn, man. And people are using AI data to do research for their medical, legal, and business decisions? And the guroos are teaching people to create custom CrapGPT-minis to sell and create their own products and apps? No wonder someone died from eating a poisonous mushroom after buying an AI-generated mushroom foraging book the other day…”
Funny side-story:
A random lady actually told me to search CrapGPT if I wanted more info about a health question I’d left on one of my mentor’s YouTube channels a couple days ago.
Anyways…
This is why I (even before this) almost never use CrapGPT.
Maybe except to create quick graphics.
Especially when I’m too lazy to pull up Photoshop and Canva.
And it’s also why I don’t rely on AI for all my research! Because even the best models can… and do… ‘suck’.
That being said:
I went out and did all the research myself.
Read through hundreds and hundreds of web pages myself.
Summarized and typed everything myself.
And that goes for every single thing in the Billion Dollar Bonus Formula, all the bonuses, and even… the sales copy!
Because…
… while I could just jump on the AI-guroo bandwagon…
… and tell everyone that…
“It’s easy to make money. Just get AI to do it all for you. Get it to write everything for you. Get it to research. Especially with CrapGPT! And then you can sell them to local businesses and stuff as a service for $5000 each. All you have to do is tell them you used AI to do it. Moms and pops will drool over you like a hungry dawg. And doctors and dentists will pay you big bucks for those.”
But, nah nah nah.
I really can’t do that in good conscience.
I don’t do ‘fake’ stuff.
And…
I don’t know whether people really don’t know this.
Or they’re just turning a blind eye because of all the profits they’re making…
But, this is also why, in the User Manual for my Instant Offer Optimizer app (also included free with BDBF), I went into lots of detail about exactly why I chose the AI model I chose for the app, some latest research studies on the most accurate and least accurate AI models so you can make better decisions in your own marketing (hint: CrapGPT will make stuff up more than 90% of the time in some instances), as well as why I went with the ‘second-best’ choice instead of the first.
Most people don’t think about this stuff.
But I can’t help it.
I’m a perfectionist after all.
And (to my detriment) I treat everything I create like I treat my own personal artwork.
It’s not perfect.
AI does make mistakes, and I talk about that.
I make mistakes too.
But if you want first dibs on something that’s ‘good enough for me’ for doubling sales and conversions, so you can use it on the next offer or ebook you create to sell, or even just promote as an affiliate… you’ll find the ‘CrapGPT-free’ link here while it’s still available:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/billion-dollar-bonus-formula/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Artistic” Marketer
P.S. If you’re wondering what’s inside the 15X Conversion Multiplier Case files, here’s a little taste of my blood, sweat, and tears:
- An ordinary bonus that bumped recurring revenue conversions for an eCom supplement brand by 85%, adding an extra $22,000 in monthly continuity income instantly.
- A high-ticket super affiliate who bumped conversions by up to 4x, raking in an extra $9.8 million in just 8 days, all by using a strategy called ‘bonus hybridization’.
- The local Italian contact lens store that ‘swiped’ their revenue upwards by 75.95% in just 30 days with a bonus that cost them almost nothing.
- How one single, very simple eBook increased this marketing agency’s conversions by 25.9% (and if you don’t know how marketing agencies work, they typically charge a high-ticket, monthly recurring service fee if you wanna work with them)
- The sneaky ‘Elon Musk-inspired’ bonus a Rewards program added to their ‘app’ that generated an instant 10X explosion in their sign-ups (if you’re creating apps, this is one of the smartest things you can do)
- How a skincare eCom business rocketed their conversions by a whopping 90% with a bonus SO obvious, not using it cost them almost half their sales!
- The ‘Premium Power Tools’ bonus technique a British hardware store used to increase their Average Order Value by 22%, and their conversion rates by 31%!
- If you’re selling ebooks: How a ‘lazy’ web developer, whose ‘inner sloth’ didn’t wanna create videos, used this ‘bonus stack’ trick to raise his ebook’s price from $29 to $99, generating over $35,000 in just 3 weeks with only 1,721 email subscribers.
- My personal case study of how I used ‘multi-modal’ bonuses to 5X my conversions on an SEO SAAS app campaign, making me an extra stream of 4 to 5 figures in passive monthly affiliate income… for years!
- Are you in the art niche? Here’s how an art supplies website increased Average Order Value by 38% in just 3 months using (very) ‘cunning’ interactive pop-up bonuses.
- The high-ticket coach who shot his FB Ads ROI all the way up to 4,034%, quickly netting him another $32,000 in sales, using ‘no-work-upfront’ bonuses.
- How a pet-niche affiliate DOUBLED his conversions on a dog training course in just a matter of days using AI-generated bonuses.
- The super simple ‘ebook bonus’ method that made this CRO expert in the food/cooking niche an extra $68,000 in monthly recurring revenue, amounting to an additional $816,000 in recurring subscription income a year! (You might not believe this, but it was just ONE ebook. Yet another example of ‘strategy’ over ‘quantity, which is what ‘No to Yes’ bonuses are designed to do…)
- A gym owner who 10Xed his monthly memberships, all by adding an ‘irresistible’ bonus stack. (And, if I might add, you can do this to get more sign-ups for almost any monthly subscription you sell)
- If you sell anything related to kids: How a children’s retailer spiked sales by 10X, and Average Order Value by 51%, simply by advertising their bonus instead of their offer!
- And more…
Again, you’ll find all the details in my personally (and painstakingly) handwritten sales letter right here:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/billion-dollar-bonus-formula/
Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. He specializes in helping people get maximum money with minimum AI. How? By getting paid to double (and re-double) your email list… over and over again… ad infinitum! He also shares thousands of his ‘secret’ tips for free on his blog.
This post (https://themysteriousmarketer.com/i-pity-da-fool-who-uses-crapgpt) was originally published by Allen Walker, The Mysterious Marketer. And yes, you can click that link to read his newest secrets for free…