I mean, making AI sound just like the spitting image of you.
Without any question.
So similar that it could be mistaken for your long lost twin brother, if that’s what you want it soundin’ like…
But if you’re hungering and hankering for that?
It’s simple:
#1. Start turning yourself into an emotionless doll.
Train yourself not to display, show, talk about, or express any emotions whatsoever. Whether that be on your face, speech, words, writing, body language, or even gestures.
Don’t laugh.
Don’t smile.
Don’t get angry and rage at that 100-year old driver holding you up on the streets.
Because AI don’t get emotional.
Actually:
They don’t get anything.
They don’t even get most jokes.
#2. Become monotonous.
And consistently dull.
And a boringly predictable person, who…
… keeps writing, talking, and saying things the same way, with the same phrasing, same tone, and same rhythm over and over and over again…
… ad nauseum.
To the point it makes people’s brains just ‘zone out’ whenever they listen to ya.
#3. Whenever you aren’t sure of something:
Just act as if you are.
In fact, act (and talk) as if you’re so confident that, you’re 100% sure that whatever nonsense you’re spewing out on the cuff is 100% true… to the point that… people feel as if everything they’d ever learned and every piece of common sense they’ve ever had is totally wrong.
Because AI don’t care, and don’t know.
But they’ll pretend like they do.
#4. Keep talking about how…
… ‘It’s this, not that’.
Because AI don’t know how to phrase it any better than that.
It’s fact, not opinion.
It’s real, not fantasy illusion.
#5. Constantly hound people about how there’s no this, no that, just this.
No sugar.
No spice.
No ‘everything nice’.
Just plain and boring AI slop.
Because that’s how all AIs learned to talk in kindergarten.
#6. Read as much AI slop and glop content as you can.
And:
Watch and listen to videos and podcasts whose transcripts were all generated by their AI puppet-masters…
… pulling the strings of whoever runs the channel.
Because the more you read and listen to AI slop, the more you write and talk like AI slop. Just like how the more you read great bestselling, world-changing literature and sales copy, the more life-changing and profit-pulling your words become.
It just happens as a natural consequence.
And is just one reason why I ain’t letting my eyeballs near any of that slimy, stinky slop.
My eyes are pure.
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But once you’ve done all of the above?
I can absolutely guarantee, without a doubt that…
… you’ll start sounding just like AI… and thus…
… AI will sound just like you!
Which is probably everything that every AI-pushing guroo has ever dreamed of. And more!
But:
… if on the other hand, you don’t want AI to sound like you, because that would just mean that you’re so dull, boring, and utterly forgettable that even a cold-blooded, braindead machine could do whatever you’re doing, and say whatever you’re saying, then…
… start being a real live human… and talking like one.
And expressing yourself.
And your personality.
And personal experiences and experiments.
In your writing.
And speaking.
While including whatever acne and freckles you’ve got into it.
Without nary a care.
But:
If you’re looking for probably the quickest, easiest way to do more of that, and do it much more effortlessly…
… enter my new None To Done app.
Which is making writing a heckuva lot easier (and faster) for me, than it’s ever been before. And which is just one in a line of dozens of small little improvements I’m currently making.
In my writing.
To eventually …
… surpass AI in every way.
Whether that be writing speed, quality, consistency, conversions, or even sales.
But:
If you want first dibs and join me on my ‘better than the bots’ journey, here’s the link:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/none-to-done/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “AI Can’t Copy” Marketer
P.S. Truth be told…
There’s probably dozens of different things that most biz and marketing guroos think are more important than getting good at writing.
Stuff like creating killer offers.
Or coming up with big ideas.
All of which…
… truly are very important but…
… when I asked email marketing expert, Ben Settle, over a decade ago, about why I should be getting good at writing when there are all these other more important things I could be getting good at…
… what he told me was pretty profound.
Want to know what he said to me?
You do?
Well, I talk about that in tomorrow’s email.
See ya then.
Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 & 7 figure businesses than anyone else on the planet (*all because he gets bored). He’s also known as the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. Visit his blog to read thousands of his ‘secret’ copywriting tips for getting paid to grow your email list.
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