Banging my head against the wall to repent for my marketing sins

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

“Why are you banging your head against the wall, dear?” my wifey asked.

I turned my head.

Looked at her through the blood dripping down my forehead.

And said:

“I sent out an email yesterday. But I forgot to change the subject line. And sent it out with the placeholder text. So people got an email with a super boring subject line that said, ‘How to get smarter and richer the older you get’! Ugghh… just thinking about it makes me want to bang my head some more…”

“Was the open rate that bad?” she questioned.

“Well, it was ok. Around 40%. Which is at the bare bottom for me. Because my open rates are normally between 40 to 70%. Regardless of the niche. So… I consider that pretty bad. But the open rate isn’t the worst part…” I replied.

“There’s something worse?”

“Yeah. The worst part is… if you keep writing boring subject lines like that, eventually, your open rates drop to industry standards. Like 10 to 30%. Which almost everyone gets. But in reality, is terrible.”

“Wouldn’t it fix itself if you just wrote a better subject line for the next email?” she asked curiously.

I looked up at the ceiling.

Gave a sigh.

And said…

“Yes. But you see… the most important part of getting high open rates isn’t the subject line. It’s actually… the ‘sender name’! Because… if people start associating your emails with ‘boring’ ‘yet another pitch email’ ‘more PLR email crap’ ‘A.I. generated content? gross!’, then eventually your name is just going to turn them off. And no amount of fancy subject line will help fix it.”

The cardinal sin of email marketing is…

… being boring.

And that’s why:

I think it’s a huge mistake to use most PLR emails you get from PLR vendors.

Because a large majority of them are just plain vanilla articles, copy-pasted into an email. With a little touchin’ up. In other words, just your average stuff…

And once your name gets associated with that?

Well, I’ll leave that to your imagination.

But for now…

My new “A.I. Content Apocalypse” PLR email pack is still up. And if you’re looking for something interesting to ‘wine’ and ‘dine’ your subscribers. Something that won’t bore them to death.

So you can ‘romance’ them into going on a ‘little adventure’ with you. One delivered via emails they love to open, read, and buy from…

Here’s the link:

https://themysteriousmarketer.com/a-i-content-apocalypse-10-plr-emails/

Sincerely,
Allen Walker
The Mysteriously “Bleeding” Marketer


By: Allen Walker, The Mysterious Marketer

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