When I was still a wee lil kid in high school…
I was pretty infamous for one thing:
Being able to write so fast…
… with pen and paper that…
… the ink in my ballpoint pens were constantly melting, and leaking onto my notebooks and worksheets…
… and smudging my hands.
Of course:
By writing, I mean taking notes.
And mindlessly noting down everything the teacher etched out, with chalk, on that dusty old blackboard. No way was I able to do that sorta quick writing stuff from scratch, right outta my head. Stuff like writing stories, or novels, or essays, or even emails like I do today.
That sorta writing had always been a struggle.
And it’s funny, but…
… when I was even younger…
… people used to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
But:
Of course…
I couldn’t say “I wanna be a freaking genius”.
‘Cuz then, people’d just look at you funny.
And so I thought about it.
And thought about it.
And…
I thought that people who wrote novels and books were pretty cool. It being no secret that I loved reading. A lot. Especially novels. So I tried it.
I tried writing novels.
But:
I absolutely hated it!
Not the idea of writing a novel… but…
… the actual writing part!
And you know what?
I still hate writing!
Which, might be mind-boggling to some people, granted I write so much. And so proficiently. But it ain’t no trick.
It’s just that…
… I know my strengths and weaknesses like the back of my hand.
And what’s more:
I know how to use my strengths to overcome my weaknesses. Like my strengths as a health expert and researcher. Who knows exactly which weaknesses are caused by what nutrient deficiency. Like how… if you’re not getting enough niacin… you’re sure as heck to have a lot higher chances of getting addicted to… just about anything. Including drinking and gambling.
But it’s that sorta thing that’s let me write as much as I do.
Not as effortlessly as I’d like of course.
But…
… that’s fine.
Because being the process engineer that I am, I’m no stranger to making anything and everything in life and biz faster, easier, and better.
If you’ve read my work on how to Scam Your Brain Productive, you probably know what I’m talking ’bout.
But so it goes with writing.
Which…
I’ve recently experimented with a new way of overcoming one my writing weaknesses.
And figured out how to make it…
… admittedly…
… a whole lot more fun!
Which is interesting.
Because I was trying just to make writing easier, and faster, so I could get stuff done without moaning and groaning about it all the time.
But:
The side benefits have been mind-boggling.
To the point that…
I’m finally starting to smile a bit when I write.
While writing a whole lot more. And a whole lot easier.
But if you wanna write more too?
More emails, more articles, more blog posts, more sales letters, more social media posts, more video transcripts, more books, more novels, more essays and short stories, and whatever your soul fancies baring out to the wide open world?
While having a ton more fun doing it?
Without a single drop of AI slop?
Which isn’t even necessary anyway, once you know how to make writing really quick, and really easy.
Well…
If you’d like to taste a smidgen of all those benefits, then you might wanna check out my new app. That I designed for doing exactly that.
Because it ‘seductively forces’ you to write more.
And faster.
And probably even better.
While making it as effortlessly easy and fun as possible. And as profitable as possible, since people respond much better to handcrafted, emotionally-laden work. That ain’t artificially-produced slop. That everyone and their granny is spitting out these days.
But for more details…
… and sales slurping tips…
… including one from a Guinness World Record Holder who’s sold over $100 million in books and courses…
… here’s where you go:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/none-to-done/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Makes Writing Fun” Marketer
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