When I was a wee little pup…
… still going through the grinds of everyday school life…
… waking up in the morning was a total drag.
Why?
Well, because I didn’t like school.
You might even say I abhored it. Just like most other kids that age do. Maybe not all of them. But I’ll say most of them. And you might have been one of them. I don’t know…
But:
There was one thing I did enjoy about school.
Other than the fact I got to play card games and board games in class every moment the teachers weren’t looking.
And that thing was…
… a teacher.
Who wasn’t like any other teacher.
Because whenever he walked into the classroom, plopped his little briefcase down onto the desk, pulled out his textbook, and held it open in his hands while standing in front of the entire class…
… even the most ADHD among us started quieting down.
And paid attention.
And waiting for him to talk.
And teach.
And just spew simple little words out at us, without any video, images, animation, projectors, or whatever new interactive gizmos teachers use these days to keep kids listening.
Why?
And more importantly, how?
It was simple.
Very simple.
Unlike every other teacher we’d ever met…
… who was boring as a slice of bread with no toppings…
… and who every student’d not pay a lick of attention to, or at least pretend to be paying attention to while… quietly playing card and board games while they weren’t looking… simply because we just couldn’t stand the boredom of learning something we’d never use (imagine that happening to you)…
… this teacher would amuse us.
With stories.
Clever little historical stories.
With each story containing everything we needed to know, understand, and remember… about… the subject he was teaching… and that got us not only craving to listen, and craving to remember every single thing we heard, but also…
… made us crave looking forward to the next class.
So we could hear more.
And learn more.
And enjoy more.
Because for the first time in our lives, ‘education’ was actually… interesting, and entertaining, and spellbinding, and so surprisingly ‘fun’ that… you’d think we were playing some hit video game, like The Legend of Zelda.
But no…
We were just listening to some old guy.
Standing in front of a class.
Talking.
With an open book in his hands (which he never read from), and yapping out stuff that our brains simply drooled over. And oozed dopamine over.
To the point that:
Even the most ADHD of my classmates hardly moved a finger.
Hardly uttered a word.
Which in most classes, he would.
Constantly fiddling around, fidgeting around, and looking for someone next to him to engage in meaningful conversation and card games with while the teachers were teaching in the background.
In fact:
One time I tapped him on the shoulder to borrow an eraser.
But he told me not to bother him.
Because he was busy listening.
Which blew my mind.
Because the most ADHD guy in the class was paying attention. Which never happens. I’ve never seen it happen at least.
But so it goes…
Most people think that ‘educational’ content has to be blah, courses have to be blah, information products have to be blah, educating your customers on the features, benefits, and sexiness of your latest creation, invention, or whatever you’re promoting to the world has to be blah, boring, dull, monotonous, routine, ignorable, and totally… un-eyeball-grabbing and non-attention-worthy.
Nah.
Doesn’t have to be.
Doesn’t need to be.
It’s just that they never learned how to do it the right way.
Which… maybe my spellbinding old teacher did.
To the point that he could grab our eyeballs, eardrums, brain lobes, attention, memory, interest, fascination, as and when he wanted to. With literally nothing but talk. And text. And speech. And no hand movements, no gestures. Nada. Just standing in front of a class of sleepy little kids who couldn’t wait to get home to play video games, over 30 of them, and talking for an hour, while keeping us as quiet as a mouse.
And craving to experience more of that…
… pleasant and pleasurable knowledge.
All of which we used to totally ace our exams, of course.
But:
Wanna do the same thing with your tribe?
Or customers?
Or followers?
And spellbind even the most ADHD of them?
Using neuroscientific principles developed by a disgusted scientist at Nike who wanted to stop inner city kids from committing suicide to escape the horrors of schooling?
Well now…
I’ve simplified it, expanded upon it, and re-designed their principles in a way that…
… it combines age-old, proven, multi-million dollar copywriting concepts that…
… you can start using right away…
… in your content, copy, and what have you.
To get more customers’ brains drooling, their buyer neurons activating, and… more importantly… getting them to ooze enough dopamine that it makes them raving and rabid fans. But if that’s up your alley, less than two hours left and my latest work is gone like a candle in the wind:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/dopamine-on-demand/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Still Spellbound” Marketer
P.S. And if you want a taste of some of the appetizers you’ll find inside, here’s a couple o’ things that might get your greed glands drooling:
- Why using AI to create almost any type of content… doesn’t matter whether it’s text, copy, images, or video… neurologically causes people’s brains to start ‘tuning out’ the moment their neurons notice it’s ‘slop’ (and they will), no matter what AI model you’re using, or how well you’re prompting it! (This is one of the many, many reasons why I don’t use AI to do any of my writing, emails, copywriting, or content. And why I never recommend anyone doing it either. Even if I’m missing out on the millions being snatched up by ignorant, slop-peddling marketers cashing in on this AI Hype Cycle. Page 22 for details.)
- A masochistic way of copywriting your ads that makes even the most normal, pain-hating human being bend over in perverse pleasure at the thought of all the suffering you’re about to inflict on them! (I’ll admit this sounds weird. Because most of the time, all you hear top copywriters and marketers tell you to do is to promise benefits, benefits, and more benefits. But… once you read the short case study on Page 20 showing how effectively this works, you might just start ‘cracking the whip out’ yourself and dousing your content and copy with promise after promise of… bloody-red screams of pain!)
- How a professional magician used ‘mind-reading’ magic to impress prospects so much, they just couldn’t wait to throw money at him and buy whatever he was selling! (But no, you don’t have to be a magician or know a single thing about mentalism or pulling rabbits out of hats to pull off the same stunt, no matter what you’re selling. Because now… you can use science instead! Page 26 shows you how.)
- The most productive form of procrastination known to man, used by literally all of history’s greatest marketers and copywriters to create sales record-breaking ads and copy… on demand! (I know… I know… All your life you’ve been told that procrastination is bad for you, and that you gotta buckle up and start getting stuff done. But… in the words of the world’s greatest email copywriter, Matt Furey, every strength can become a weakness and every weakness can become a strength. Here’s how you turn this “commonly-thought-of-as-a” weakness into one of the greatest weapons in your marketing arsenal! Page 27.)
- If you do webinars? Or create PowerPoint presentations? How top neuroscientists create slides that make everything they say ‘stick to your brain’ like a Post-It note laced with super glue, while getting you to pay attention like a hawk intently observing its prey! (And while I don’t do presentations anymore, because there are far easier options… like just writing or speaking it all out with text… but this simple secret can be done with blog posts, articles, emails, and almost any medium you’re using, where… you want people slurping up as much of what you say as possible! Page 31)
- The ‘Love Your Wife, Hate Your Mom’ principle a business newspaper used to rake in over $2 billion in recurring subscriptions… with an ad that got you hooked, and kept you hooked until you finished reading, and… for many people… made you pull out your credit card and subscribe! (In case you were wondering, yes you can use these principles I teach to get paid over and over again. With recurring streams of income. Instead of just getting paid a one-off and run-off. But as for this specific profit-pulling ‘case study’, you’ll find the brief details on Pages 34 to 35.)
- What my cute and cuddly pet Shiba Inu dog taught me about creating gruesomely brutal, yet ugly effective content and copy that’s almost irresistible to the masses, because the moment you see it, you feel an innate urge welling up inside you to… hug, hold, and play with it endlessly like a giant teddy bear! (Believe it or not, a famous neuroscientist once hooked people’s brains up to EEG and ECG machines to scan and see exactly how this affects the brain, and… this discovery mentioned on Pages 45 & 46 surprised her so much by how effective it is, she started using it in all her content too!)
- A daring, but family-friendly, little secret hidden within the bestsellers in underground bookstores… that you can quickly ‘steal’ and use if you want to turn your own books, newsletters, products, and even courses… into bestsellers! (Used by a famed American newsletter publisher and marketer who was so good at what he did that he got well over a million paying customers in record time! Page 52)
- What the University of Central Florida discovered about getting ADHD kids to soundlessly sit down, and pay attention to you without moving! (If you’ve ever met someone with ADHD before, you probably know that getting them to pay attention to you without twitching, or getting them to stay in one place without moving, is like… trying to slice a bullet with a samurai sword! Possible, but extremely difficult. Yet, this new discovery on Pages 53 & 54 is something you can do with your content and copy to get more ‘motionless attention’ in a world where everyone is getting more and more ADHD.)
- And more…
Of which, you will find right here before the gates slam shut in less than 2 hours:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/dopamine-on-demand/
Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 & 7 figure businesses than anyone else on the planet (*all because he gets bored). He’s also known as the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. Visit his blog to read thousands of his ‘secret’ copywriting tips for getting paid to grow your email list.
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