I’ve been busy trading lately…
No:
I’m not trading stocks.
Or options.
Or even crypto.
No, what I’ve been trading are…
… trading cards!
But it’s been pissing me off!
Because, I keep seeing these trading cards that I bought for $10 measly dollars when I was a kid, but which are now worth… some of them thousands, some of them tens of thousands, others are hundreds of thousands, and a very select few others seem to have hit… millions!
And what happened to those cards?
Well, let’s just say my parents (as all good parents do) swept them into the trash bin after we’d grown up.
Hey…
I can’t blame them.
Real estate costs money too.
Storage space per square acre ain’t cheap.
But, man do I wish I’d kept better care of my things when I was growing up. And maybe even collected an extra card, or two.
But I’m still trading them.
As a side-hobby.
Because it’s fun.
But you know what’s not fun?
All the crazy people who keep sending me lowball offers at 50% off the market price, because they wanna make a quick flip or two! And it’s insane how this keeps happening. Every time I list a new card for sale.
I mean, seriously…
Who’s gonna accept something like that?
It’s like going up to random ladies on the street, because you want to get married. So you get down on bended knee, scraping your shins on the concrete pavement each time, and asking each and every one of those strangers straight up, “Will you marry me?”
You’re going to get slapped!
But if you do it 10,000 times?
You’ll get slapped 10,000 times!
And maybe, if you’re lucky, you might get some random girl accepting your proposal.
But it’s a heckuva masochistic way to find a partner.
Plus:
That girl who accepted?
She’s probably a psychopath.
But so it goes for creating content and copy and posting it online. Most people, marketer, business owners, are… simply perverted, masochistic, deviants! Who get turned on by pain. And doing stuff the hard way. At least I think they are. Because they’re constantly throwing ‘lowball’ slop-content and copy out there.
And hoping (and praying) someone will accept the proposal…
… to read it.
Not saying it doesn’t work.
Just that, it’s a heckuva way to do stuff.
And the person accepting to do it might even be a psychopath if they love reading slop like that.
Personally, I don’t like getting slapped 10,000 times.
So I do my best to constantly upgrade my content and copy chops. To make anything I write, create, or put out as seductively appealing as possible. So that… people’ll propose to me!
Which is also the topic of my latest work…
… on how to create content and copy that forces people’s brains to secrete “Dopamine On Demand”, and get them craving for you, instead of you for them!
Based on a new neuroscientific formula I discovered…
From a content scientist who works for Fortune 100 companies.
Like Nike.
Microsoft.
Even the US military.
And yes, I’ve finally finished writing up the hardest and most advanced work of my life. At last, I can take a break and get back to card trading. You’ll find my brain-drooling proposal over yonder link:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/dopamine-on-demand/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Card Collecting” Marketer
P.S. And when, I say advanced, I don’t mean hard.
I mean it was a pain in the butt to dive this deep. Into the human psyche. And brain lobes. Probably deeper than almost any other marketer or copywriter has ever done.
But as for how to do it?
3 simple steps.
So easy, even the wifey (who knows very little about marketing) is doing it. And obsessed with it.
More details on the page…
Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 & 7 figure businesses than anyone else on the planet (*all because he gets bored). He’s also known as the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. Visit his blog to read thousands of his ‘secret’ copywriting tips for getting paid to grow your email list.
This post (https://themysteriousmarketer.com/masochistic-marketers-just-begging-to-get-slapped) was originally published by Allen Walker, The Mysterious Marketer. And yes, you can click that link to read his newest secrets for free…