Imagine me:
Wearing a pink apron, standing in the middle of my kitchen.
Sunshine’s streaming in through the window over the kitchen sink. You can hear the fan whirring from my countertop distiller on the table, as it blows out hot air while getting all the gunk outta our tap water. Meanwhile, the Saladmaster pots on the stove are chiming in time to the delicious steam just bursting out between the covers.
Yum, yum…
I can just smell the freshly cooked barley soup, blended with onion, garlic, basil, and oregano.
Welcome to my world… over a year ago…
… when the wifey had a little accident…
… and I had to quit marketing for a while to do all the housework while she was recovering.
Not a pretty sight.
A grown man in a pink apron, who had no problems cooking because he was a chef and baker, but struggled to get all the housework done. Because he had to figure out where everything was, since he didn’t usually do it.
By the time I was done?
More than 4 hours had passed.
Leaving me with little extra time to do anything else, much less marketing.
“Why does it take 4 hours to get all this done?!?” I asked myself. “How does she even find the time to do her art?”
So I did what all good process engineers do:
I took that 4 hours of housework, and simplified it down to one hour. Starting with the vegetable washing, then the prepping, then the cooking, and everything in between… all the way down to the last bit of cleaning.
By the time I was done…
… I got dishwashing down from an hour a day, all the way down to 5 minutes.
All without a dishwasher.
And when the wifey’s recovery hiatus was over?
Boom! She took back over, and had so much free time with my new systems, she didn’t know what to do with it. Time she eventually channeled into stuff she loved. Like her art. And I’m still helping simplify it even more every day.
Hopefully we can get it down to half an hour.
And I did it all without any new equipment. Or buying anything.
Just simplifying the process.
But:
It blows my mind how much time and sweat people are wastin’ outside of their work everyday. If you think you’re productive because you got AI now, and can get it running some tasks on your computer, fine. I get that. Even though 99% of people are doing it the wrong way (something I’ll talk more about in one of my next works, on how I use micro automation instead, which I think is a much easier and better way to do it).
But most people never think about how much time they waste outside of work.
Case in point:
An email coaching client I was working with some time back.
Came to me, wanted to build his online business. So he could quit his job. But he didn’t have time. So I had to work with him on that first. And I told him he was wasting 95% of his time.
But he didn’t believe it.
Just like everyone else, he thought he was ‘productive’.
And the world was just getting faster.
And his schedule was just tight.
But when he started simplifying his life after seeing how I do it? He quickly started saving a couple hours a day. And that was just in the first month! Hours he used to build a new online income stream.
But that’s how the story goes…
Most people think they’re using their time the best they can.
Most of the time, they’re wrong.
And they’re dropping free time and energy between the cracks. Wondering why time’s flyin’ so fast. But they’re not getting any stuff done. Where’s the progress?
Enter my new work on how to Scam Your Brain Productive:
My personal approach to getting stuff done that actually “stacks”. Meaning, as long as you keep doin’ it, you keep getting faster. And better. And life keeps getting easier and simpler. Everyday. Which is also why I think most productivity methods are a pile of crap.
Because you do it today…
… and you hustle again to get it all done tomorrow.
And I’ve tried them all. Probably.
It’s pointless if it doesn’t stack. And tomorrow isn’t better than yesterday. Like how it is the way I do it.
But my approach isn’t just for work.
You can use the exact same approach, on the spot, for anything you do. And anything you’re wasting time on. Or struggling with. So you can finally get it off your list, and get back to doing the good stuff.
Cooking, cleaning, moving, fixing, exercising, learning, reading, writing, hobbies, sports, automating, building…
… I use it to make anything and everything easier.
And better.
While getting good at stuff faster than anyone else I know.
Even housework.
But if you haven’t checked it out yet, here’s the link:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/scam-your-brain-productive/
It closes in a couple more hours.
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Maid, Not” Marketer
P.S. And if you’re too lazy to click the link, here’s some of the gold you’ll find inside while it’s still open:
- Is this a scam? The biggest tell-tale sign of whether something is a scam or not (according to world’s most famous con artist Frank Abagnale)… and how to use this very same psychological hack to ‘trick’ your brain into doing almost anything faster, better, easier, and much more effortlessly than it would otherwise! (This is also the biggest reason why people struggle endlessly with procrastination and getting things done, and I do too whenever I forget to do this… But the moment you start doing it? You can kiss those unproductive days goodbye. Page 16)
- The crazy easy ‘content cheat’ business guroo Seth Godin uses to effortlessly write his countless bestselling business books, and how I write them too with almost zero stress and struggle! (Sorry, I’m not a fan of his… but even I must admit this little ‘trick’ makes it insanely quick and simple for even newbies to churn out almost any type of info-product on demand… including books, audiobooks, kindle books, videos, courses, and more… without using any AI whatsoever! Page 12)
- What a Consumer Fraud Bureau in the US says (based on thousands of hours of phone recordings) is the number one thing every scammer and con artist does… to effortlessly get you parting with your hard-earned money over the phone! (And how you can use it to get customers to part with their money too… but in a good, legal, ethical way that customers will thank you for! Pages 60 and 61)
- The super simple ‘word hack’ I used in my YouTube video ads that instantly tripled the sales I brought in with my campaigns! (You can use this regardless of whether your business is online, offline, or even if you own a mom and pop store… because the same concept works everywhere! Page 43.)
- What you should NEVER do when buying a new home or piece of real estate if you don’t want to get scammed out of hundreds of thousands of dollars… or potentially much more! (This single piece of advice can save you uncountable amounts of money, tears, and time… because almost everyone does this, and I very nearly did too (which would have put me deep in the red)… but thanks to advice from a 9-figure business mentor, I very narrowly avoided it! And here’s how you can too, on Pages 4 and 5)
- The Japanese ‘time compression’ secret that world’s greatest manufacturer Toyota used to squish the time it took to make a car from several weeks, all the way down to now literally ‘printing cars’ in less than 8 minutes each… without using any AI whatsoever! (But the moment you start injecting this into your life, it also instantly transforms almost any type of work, routine, or task you have on your checklist into a fun, easy, and brainlessly enjoyable ‘video game’ that keeps you hooked, and wanting to play over and over again, everyday. Pages 37 and 38 show you how)
- The ‘lazy trick’ you can use, no matter what you’re selling, that instantly lulls people into a semi-lazy state too, where they hardly even read your sales copy before they start hitting the buy button! (WARNING: please only use this in a legal, ethical, and totally moral way, or else… you’ll get thrown in the slammer before you know it! Page 10)
- The ‘copywriting hack’ I learned from a 9-figure business mentor decades ago (which Elon Musk also uses) that lets me absorb new skills faster than anyone else…. plus, how you can start doing the same thing immediately… if you want to ‘steal’ skills faster than anyone else in your field who doesn’t know this! (I’ve been doing this for almost 2 decades now, and it’s probably the biggest reason why I’m able to effortlessly master new skills on demand… in very little time… including complex new tech skills like AI! The trick’s on Page 17)
- How I quickly, and very easily, get around 50 tasks done each and every morning… within 3 hours after I wake up, one after the other… with no struggles or stress! (Including exercise, book reading, bible reading, sunbathing, weight lifting, stat checking, brain training, copywriting training, walking, and much more… all of which don’t just make me a much better marketer and entrepreneur, but also effortlessly keep my life very well-balanced! But if you’re not getting enough power from your morning ‘support routine’? Page 13 shows how to do it.)
- Simple pieces of colored paper you can pin on the wall, or fold and put in your pocket, that (scientific studies have shown) almost instantly increase the sales you get by up to 60% each and every day! (I know this sounds spooky, but it actually works, as proven by researchers and world’s greatest email copywriter Matt Furey too… but there’s a very simple scientific explanation for this… which I reveal on Page 55)
- The easy, almost zero-work trick I use to get thousand and thousands of free, organic, passive views to my content each and every week that… never stop coming no matter how the algorithm changes! (And yes, I do it without needing to use any AI whatsoever. Page 12)
- My absolute favorite book of 2025, after reading 1 to 2 books a day the whole year long, and the exact principle you can learn from it that’ll let you quickly ‘crush’ even the biggest dogs in your niche… who’ve been there way longer than you, with way bigger budgets than you, and way more resources than you, and have way bigger fan bases than you…
- What the world’s most famous con artist, Frank Abagnale, taught Google employees about how almost all business scams and frauds happen, based on his work with the FBI… and how you can avoid it happening to your business! (This isn’t just the easiest way to avoid them, but it also makes almost any work you do so ‘brain dead’ simple and effortless, that the quality of your work just can’t help but go up as a byproduct! Pages 10 and 11.)
- What my bestselling author and illustrator wifey once taught me about the fastest, easiest way to conjure up interesting new creative work, like content, products, services, and even art… while removing almost all the resistance, struggle, stress, procrastination… and making it a breeze to go from start to finish no matter what you’re doing! (Whenever I forget to use this little trick, I instantly start struggling… sometimes taking me up to a year to realize it… but this is how you can get stuff done quicker, easier, and much more enjoyably, while also making your work so charmingly unique that… you attract hardcore fans on autopilot while having literally zero competition! Pages 19 and 20)
- The AirBNB scam almost everyone falls for because it turns off your ‘thinking brain’, turns on your ‘traveling brain’, and quickly gets you going… in the wrong direction! (Plus, how you can legally and ethically twist it over in your marketing and copywriting to not only get more sales, but a flood of happy customers too. Fast! Pages 8 to 9.)
- 2 weeks from now: Your life, work, and business will get much simpler, easier, faster, and with much less struggle… all by ‘scamming’ your brain in this super easy way! (When you do this, work just automatically starts becoming so ‘almost effortless’ that even when you’re tired, lazy to the bones, or completely sleep-deprived, you’re still able to get lots of stuff done like clockwork! Page 14)
- The single most important lesson that one of the world’s top copywriters, Caleb O’Dowd, says the legendary marketer Gary Halbert taught him… that allowed him to go from complete newbie who’d never seen a piece of direct response advertising before, to… beating every other A-list copywriter out there promoting the very same product! (This is so important, but very few marketers, copywriters, or business owners ever do this… which is why they fall flat on their face every time when it comes to getting stuff to sell. Pages 61 and 62)
- A very simple, very natural, totally non-toxic way to kill pests, pathogens, bacteria, and viruses, on demand that… also happens to give the limbic system in your brain an instant focus, memory, and alertness boost… while making you much less stressed, and much less tired! (But while this isn’t directly related to copywriting, I’m using it right now to boost my writing and thinking speed. And you can too, for any type of work you do. The secret’s on Page 7.)
- What Scott Haines, the legendary Gary Halbert’s top copywriting student, discovered is the biggest difference that instantly lets him tell apart A-level copy from amateur B & C-level copy, to the point that knowing this lets you instantly predict how many sales your copy will likely get you at a glance! (This is a quirk in almost every human’s brain that makes it so that… just swapping this one thing in almost any content or copy you create instantly gets people mentally (and sometimes even physically) salivating to know more, and taking action more too! Page 14)
- One of the fastest ways I know of for skyrocketing your sales immediately… no matter what product or service you’re selling! (One of my earliest mentors, world’s best webinar copywriter Jason Fladlien, never creates a new product or service unless he can easily do this first… because it just makes marketing so unbelievably easy, you hardly even need to persuade people to get them to buy. Page 24)
- How to almost never procrastinate, not get stuff done, or take forever to do it! (There’s really no way I know of to hit the most important factor you need for long-term success without doing this, unless you’re a complete and total masochist! Details on Page 62)
- Something super simple you can quickly add… to whatever work’s waiting on your notepad… that almost instantly makes it far easier and fun… to not only to take action, but also to get it done! (This psychological principles applies not just to you, but you can use it to get subscribers, and new customers too! And get your clients doing whatever you want done… while eliminating their overwhelm, and sending you testimonials by the ton! Page 20)
- The ‘brain locking’ hack used by the world’s worst scammers to get you doing exactly what they want you to do, whenever they want you to do it… including… giving them your hard-earned money without a second glance! (But here’s how you can use it in the most ethical, legal way possible, to get your own stuff done, while also getting others to do and buy the stuff you want them to do or buy. Pages 15 and 16)
- The most common psychological mistake (discovered decades ago by history’s most legendary copywriter, Gary Halbert, in a historic split-test) almost every modern-day marketer makes… especially on the internet… that makes it nearly impossible for people to buy more of your stuff… and to make a profit selling what you sell!
- And more.
Yeah, I did add a few tidbits here and there you can use to get more sales from your business.
Because the same principles apply.
And you’ll find them here in my online kitchen:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/scam-your-brain-productive/