Please don’t try this at home:
When me and the wifey were out for a stroll in the garden just now, we suddenly heard something move.
But when we turned around, we finally saw what it was.
It was a huge, green, slimy snake!
And it quickly slithered into one of the pipes that made up our vege garden’s scaffolding.
“What do we do?” the wifey asked me.
I looked around, trying to come up with a plan.
“Hmm… I got it. Let’s take this huge block of wood that’s lying around, and seal off the pipe so it can’t come out!”
So we quickly did that…
… all while the snake kept peeking its head out and staring at us with a vengeance.
But:
After closing up the serpent inside, and trying to seal it away for a thousand years (or at least until it starved so we could dump the pipe out and get rid of it more easily), we suddenly had a strange thought after getting back in the house.
“How long can a snake live without food?” the wifey asked.
“Hmm… not sure? Should we Google it?”
And so we did.
The answer?
Up to a year!
We stared at each other in amazement. Looks like it wasn’t such a good idea after all. So we tried to think of something else without going to the hassle of calling the fire department over right now.
Half an hour later:
“Wait!” I said in epiphany, “How long can snakes live without WATER?”
“No idea. Google it.” The wifey replied.
And we did.
The result?
Depends on the species. But most are gone within two weeks.
Ok… that’s WAY better!
But it reminded me of something very important:
Because this is very similar to the method that the billion-dollar financial newsletter company, Agora, uses to take random bums off the street who know nothin’ about marketing… and train them into million-dollar copywriters in just 6 to 12 months. And if you don’t know anything about Agora, 95% of their billion-dollar business is nothing but copywriting.
So it’s basically ‘life or death’ for them.
They’re ‘forced’ to make copywriting SO simple (to keep a continuous pipeline of copywriters), that they made it so easy that anyone can become a million-dollar ‘copy god’.
Now, the process they use to do that is a closely guarded secret.
One that’s normally only shown to new hires.
But why do I know about it?
Simply because…
I somehow managed to nab one of the only 300 USBs ever released that shows their exact private internal method for turning bums into millionaires.
And while I can’t tell you everything they do.
Obviously…
Because it’s confidential.
I can tell you that…
One of the most important parts of it is focusing on the complete opposite of what almost every other copywriter focuses on.
Because while everyone else is looking at how to make people buy more, Agora focus on sealing away all the ‘sales-objecting snakes’ slithering around in their customer’s minds. And figuring out how to use persuasive copywriting to convince customers that everything they think is a problem stopping them from buying, isn’t really a problem. And when all those ‘excuse-making snakes’ are gone, the only option left is to buy.
And this is a pattern of success that most people miss.
Because most people see someone successful on YouTube, and just try to copy the first guy who resonates with them.
On the flip side:
When I want to master a new skill quickly, I spend hundreds of hours going through thousands of experts, books, courses, videos, and more… looking at every single successful person in the niche and and everything they say and do, so that…
… I can find which of them has the simplest process…
… that anyone can do!
Then I focus 100% around that.
Similar to what Agora does.
Because I don’t do complex stuff (I try not to, at least)…
But:
I like to go one step further…
And figure out how to make it even simpler.
Because while Agora’s ‘bum-friendly’ technique of ‘sealing away the snakes’ with copywriting is great, easy, and obviously works like gangbusters… the downside is it takes time to learn, 6 to 12 months… after which you become a millionaire who can quickly make people take out their credit card and buy on demand with simple little words.
But I asked myself how I could make this simpler.
So I didn’t have to wait 6 to 12 months to get all the results…
And I could start seeing a lot of the results sooner.
The answer?
I accidentally discovered a special type of bonus you can create that does a similar job to great ‘snake-sealing’ copy. And great offer ‘fixes’. Because it quickly turns the biggest reasons people say ‘no’ to buying your stuff, into a big fat ‘yes’.
The difference between this and just copywriting, however, is that…
… it also adds value to the customer!
Because it’s a bonus.
Which is always a plus.
Anyways…
This special type of bonus is something I’ve only ever heard talked about once by top online business strategist, Rich Schefren. But I’ve recently noticed several billion-dollar brands with million-dollar marketing teams like Sephora and Pedigree silently doing it in the background… and quite often actually… and every time they do it, it gives them anywhere from 2X to 15X conversion boosts (something I talk about in my case study section).
If you’d like to discover how you can start using this same, simple, billion-dollar ‘snake-sealing’ bonus technique on the products you’re promoting too, you’ll find it in my new Billion Dollar Bonus Formula.
The tool shed’s wide open here until it closes in a week:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/billion-dollar-bonus-formula/
And:
If you’re wondering how easy is this to do?
I just did a short case study on my friend Jim’s daughter’s offer to show how almost anyone can quickly, and potentially, double the sales they’re getting on almost any offer they promote in just 2 minutes and 3 steps:
You’ll find it here:
https://themysteriousmarketer.com/billion-dollar-bonus-case-study-1/
Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Snake-Starving” Marketer
P.S. Don’t worry about the snake.
I’ll be getting the fire department over to haul ‘er away as soon as I get the chance. Can’t have it escapin’ now, can we?
P.S. If you’re wondering what else is inside my latest handwritten work, here’s a little taste of my blood, sweat, and snot-filled tears:
- An ordinary bonus that bumped recurring revenue conversions for an eCom supplement brand by 85%, adding an extra $22,000 in monthly continuity income instantly.
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- The local Italian contact lens store that ‘swiped’ their revenue upwards by 75.95% in just 30 days with a bonus that cost them almost nothing.
- How one single, very simple eBook increased this marketing agency’s conversions by 25.9% (and if you don’t know how marketing agencies work, they typically charge a high-ticket, monthly recurring service fee if you wanna work with them)
- The sneaky ‘Elon Musk-inspired’ bonus a Rewards program added to their ‘app’ that generated an instant 10X explosion in their sign-ups (if you’re creating apps, this is one of the smartest things you can do)
- How a skincare eCom business rocketed their conversions by a whopping 90% with a bonus SO obvious, not using it cost them almost half their sales!
- The ‘Premium Power Tools’ bonus technique a British hardware store used to increase their Average Order Value by 22%, and their conversion rates by 31%!
- If you’re selling ebooks: How a ‘lazy’ web developer, whose ‘inner sloth’ didn’t wanna create videos, used this ‘bonus stack’ trick to raise his ebook’s price from $29 to $99, generating over $35,000 in just 3 weeks with only 1,721 email subscribers.
- My personal case study of how I used ‘multi-modal’ bonuses to 5X my conversions on an SEO SAAS app campaign, making me an extra stream of 4 to 5 figures in passive monthly affiliate income… for years!
- Are you in the art niche? Here’s how an art supplies website increased Average Order Value by 38% in just 3 months using (very) ‘cunning’ interactive pop-up bonuses.
- The high-ticket coach who shot his FB Ads ROI all the way up to 4,034%, quickly netting him another $32,000 in sales, using ‘no-work-upfront’ bonuses.
- How a pet-niche affiliate DOUBLED his conversions on a dog training course in just a matter of days using AI-generated bonuses.
- The super simple ‘ebook bonus’ method that made this CRO expert in the food/cooking niche an extra $68,000 in monthly recurring revenue, amounting to an additional $816,000 in recurring subscription income a year! (You might not believe this, but it was just ONE ebook. Yet another example of ‘strategy’ over ‘quantity, which is what ‘No to Yes’ bonuses are designed to do…)
- A gym owner who 10Xed his monthly memberships, all by adding an ‘irresistible’ bonus stack. (And, if I might add, you can do this to get more sign-ups for almost any monthly subscription you sell)
- If you sell anything related to kids: How a children’s retailer spiked sales by 10X, and Average Order Value by 51%, simply by advertising their bonus instead of their offer!
- And more…
Again, you’ll find all the details in my personally (and painstakingly) handwritten sales letter right here:
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Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. He specializes in helping people get maximum money with minimum AI. How? By getting paid to double (and re-double) your email list… over and over again… ad infinitum! He also shares thousands of his ‘secret’ tips for free on his blog.
This post (https://themysteriousmarketer.com/sealing-away-the-sales-snakes-in-your-customers-psyches) was originally published by Allen Walker, The Mysterious Marketer. And yes, you can click that link to read his newest secrets for free…