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  • How to poop without taking off your underpants

    The wifey was doing some re-search last night. On how people lived during the Victorian era. (For a new art project I guess?) But after she was done, she came up to me and asked: “Did you know that… people living in those times used to have huge holes at the back of their underpants?”…

  • How to create infinite traffic loops that outlive you

    Just last week, I was listening to this private interview with the Father of Google Advertising, Perry Marshall. And… The interview was about how mere mortals (vampires need not apply) can create an ‘infinite traffic loop’ for their business. The same way billion dollar companies like Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Facebook, etc. all do it. He…

  • Viral lead magnets that crawl into their psyche like a black furry spider

    I was in the kitchen this morning… Prepping my daily 2 liter bottle of sea salt water. Which I’ve been consuming as part of a new reverse-aging research experiment one of my health mentors recommended me. He’s 65. And following this approach, latest tests showed that he managed to reverse his biological age all the…

  • How to write sales copy so good, men send you fan mail and women try to seduce you

    A couple of days ago, the fan mail flood gates broke wide open with the launch of my new 5 Minute PLR Profit Predictions system… Here’s one from Jerry A. Who writes: === Hey Allen, I have to say you are freaking awesome! 😎 Val Wilson, is who referred me to your products, and I…

  • The 8 stages of PLR ‘No-Sell’ Hell

    This might be a little painful to read, but: === Stage #1 – You sit down in front of your computer. Open your inbox. And see an email about some PLR. That’s 50% off. Until midnight. No one’s gonna pay for this PLR. But you don’t know that… yet. === Stage #2 – You click.…

  • When I was a young marketing warthog

    Several years back… When I was a young marketing warthog… Crying ‘Hakuna Matata’ at the wonders of the internet everyday. And how it meant a ‘problem-free’ philosophy to making bank online. Meaning… no more working a job… for the rest of my days. None the wiser to the digital perils that lie in wait… Anyways:…

  • Labor of love vs. Labor of salary slaves

    I went out with the wifey to celebrate Labor Day over the last few days. Though we actually call it “Labor of Love Day”. How come? Because we got married on that day. Ha ha. It’s a lot easier to get family and friends to attend your wedding when it’s on a public holiday. Plus:…

  • You’ll make loads more by selling fake news

    Last night: Me and the wifey were chowing down on some dinner. While catching up on some of the latest ‘Great Big Story’ vids on YouTube. We feasted our eyes on lots of exciting stuff. Like the story about the guy who opened a bookstore… … that only sells cooking books. Really ‘niche’! And he…

  • How to develop ‘ultra-instinct’ for making coin

    Several years ago: I was on the couch. Listening to an audio program by world-renowned motivational speaker and salesmaster, Zig Ziglar. My brain slowly got infused with… … enthusiasm… … inspiration… … and all sorts of sales, marketing, and persuasion techniques that have benefited me to this day. But: When I reached the end of…

  • Procrasti-hibernating your way to PLR profits

    I’ve been procrasti-hibernating. Which is basically a combination of procrastinating, sleeping like a bear, and stuffing my mouth with enough food to last me all winter. Why? Because I was having a super hard time. Writing out the content for my next mini-training. And… … this is probably one of the hardest training I’ve ever…